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The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny)
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She walked into the bank hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before I saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would make you easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in bank hall, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, ( 'Tarty Tausan ') ! Big Grin

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BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING Tongue
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#2
lol.....Don't judge a book from its cover
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(01-12-2018, 02:36 PM)harriet Wrote: lol.....Don't judge a book from its cover

Big GrinSmile
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#4
I hereby declare dis as joke of the week.

but who her English help na.
use handkerchief to close her mouth, then run ur package Big Grin
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#5
Old But Funny JokeSmile
Frosh^_^ Boy
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#6
the power of packaging
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#7
see who una dae mad for before..: i Cry for una oh
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(01-12-2018, 05:06 PM)nap Wrote: see who una dae mad for before..: i Cry for una oh

LOL, Wetin do you
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