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Confession on church gone wrong
Pastor:- Congregation brother john has a confession to make. Everybody shout "Jesus is great"

Congregation:- Jesus is great

Pastor:- Brother John please come forward and make your confession

Brother john then walked to the alter and started confessing

Brother john:- I have really sinned, Pastor will God still forgive me?

Pastor:- Of course he will

Brother John:- I was a wizard, I usually initiate people by giving them drinks, biscuit and peanuts.....but now I am free.............My people help me thank God for setting me free. I also brought these drinks, biscuit and peanuts so that we all can eat and celebrate together.

Pastor:- Brother John I ate before coming to church and am also sure the entire congregation have eaten.

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