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Yo' mama jokes collection
1)Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.

2) Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

3) Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

4)Yo momma so fat, the phographer is still printing her picture since last year.

5)Yo momma eyes so big, your dad confuse them for his glasses every morning.

6) Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

7)Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

8) Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

9) Yo' mama so fat, she's on both side of the family

10)Your mama so black, People thinks she mourns everyday.

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