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Akpos doing bad things with someone's wife
This is an old joke,but it's still funny

# Akpors , Coming into the bar with anger, he leaned
over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender

Akporsanswered "See, I met this beautiful woman
who invited me back to her home. We stripped off
our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just
about to make love when her god damned husband
came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the
bedroom window and hang on the ledge by my
"jeez, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
Akpors replies "Right, but that's not what really got
me aggravated,"
Akpors continues.
"When her husband came into the room he said to
his wife 'Oh great! You're naked already! Let me just
take a pee.' And damned the lazy son of a bitch did
piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder
you're in a lousy mood."

Akpors replies "Yeah, but I haven't told you what
really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning
and when they finished, the husband tossed his
condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a mess up!" says the
Akpors replies "Oh, I'm not finished. See, what really
pissed me off was when the husband had to take a
shit. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he
stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head !"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my
Akpors replies "Yeah, yeah, yeah," "but do you know
what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off?
When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!
Ah fool of life

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