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funny jokes compilation
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1. In Nigeria movies, the poor boys always meet
a rich man's daughter by the road side and
repair her car and they later fall in love.
I have been standing by our village road side
now and no car wan spoil. Mtcheeeeeew
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2. U Fight For Front Seat In A Bus & Sit @ The
Back in Church
Come & Make Heaven Lemme see
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3. Girls take note: don't be too proud because
there shall come a day when your father will
exchange you for yam, kola, goats and crates of
beer.
AM JUST SAYING OO
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4. After paying 5000 naira for nepa bill, the
mugus wil be
flashing and taking, flashing and taking as if we
payed for trafigator light. i would have say let
thunder fire them but let me mind my own
business
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5. The type of men our
ladies are asking God to give them as
husband is making God feel like
restarting creation over again! They be
like "lord pls i need a man who will help me
carry my baby for nine months" i
would have just slapped u but let me
have mercy! Nonsense
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6. Nowadays if niggas are not careful they will
date a gal twice without knowing...
Boy : baby u look familiar
Girl : yea baby..u dated me in 2012...buh I was
Dark then.
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7. It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone
boast of their level of insanity,
“I dey mad oo ask people”.
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8. Hy guys if u haven't got a 100% in class don't
worry u will get it wen ur charging
ur phone
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9. Since they said Boko Haram have been
defeated and Fulani Herdsmen are looking for
land,
Why don't we give them
SAMBISA? Who's with me
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10. Sometimes I ask myself who taught black
people the habbit of slapping a remote when it's
not working
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11. Whites: wow it's expensive i can't afford it.
Nigerians: I will come back first thing tomorrow
morning
*Disappears
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12. Do you know that if electricity stays more
than 12 hours without blinking in NIGERIA....
neigbours will run outside to ask each other what
is wrong with NEPA...
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13. You can't expect her to quickly reply your:
"How are you???" Whilst another Guy is asking
her "What's your account number?My Brother
Stop Joking.
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14. "I am not feeling Fine, please send me
airtime"
When did Airtime become medicinal?
Please keep that behaviour behind.
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15. Some children will crack joke lyk " nigeria
porn will still end with TO GOD BE THE GLORY"
come, iffa slap u ehn,how did u know?!
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16. My Oyinbo friend asked me “why Nigerians
will lock their car via remote and hear the
lock sound and still check the door to be sure”?
*
*I told him that we like to
be very sure. Our
village people
might have played the lock sound in our
ear.*
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17. Am done watching Nigeria movie how can a
ghost be vomiting
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18. Girls That Do Ghana Weaving With Brazilian
Wool On A Nigerian Hair
How Do You Survive With Three Nations On Your
Head?
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19. I just bought corn now,
Cut it into two and put half inside my pocket,
I don't want that
"cut for me" "cut for me" thing.
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20. Timaya, from plantain seller to millionaire.
Efe, from tomatoes seller to a millionaire.
Olajumoke, from a bread seller to a millionaire.
God, what do you want me to sell? Speak Lord,
your servant is listening
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nice 1 @harriet
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7 and 11 na gbam
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