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Buhari phone call to mikel after nigeria and corotia match
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Buhari:- chaii, Mikel what happening na? why u no butcher those boys?

Mikel:- Mr president, it was not my fault, our defender ekong who caused the penalty was horny, so he needed to hug someone

Buhari:- why u nor dribble the corotia defence and give the keeper bicycle kick

Mikel:- because my name is Mikel and not ronaldihno

Buhari:- but beat Iceland for your country

Mikel:- if messi couldn't do it, who are we sir?

Buhari:- Wat of the cup you promised us na?

Mikel:- Mr president if cup dae hungry you, just by one from Aba boys.
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#2
messi dor finally see country wae e go score hatrick against
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#3
I expected nothing more from those fashion paraders
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#4
maybe na because we nor wear our fine Jersey
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(06-17-2018, 08:37 AM)harriet Wrote: maybe na because we nor wear our fine Jersey

lol. but d other one Better pass d so call fine Jersey
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#6
Who noticed we have not win a match since we start using the new jersey? Check these out.

England 2-1 Nigeria
Czech Repub 1-0 Nigeria
Croatia 3-0 Nigeria
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(06-17-2018, 01:06 PM)teejay Wrote: lol. but d other one Better pass d so call fine Jersey

but we defeated iceland with fine Jersey
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