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The foolish akpors (throwback joke)
#1
Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he
calls his father for some tips on what to do
(because he has never been with a woman
before).
AKPOS: so what do i do first?
AKPOS' FATHER: take her clothes off and lay
her on the bed.
Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again
"she is naked and in bed, what do I do now?"
His
father can't believe what he is hearing.
AKPOS' FATHER: take your damn clothes off and
get into bed with her
After another two minutes poor Akpos is on the
phone again.
AKPOS: dad I'm naked and in bed with her,
what
do I do now?
His dad's patience is now running thin so he
says, "shit son, do I have to spell everything out
for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body
where she pees Good night!" Just when the old
man starts snoring, Akpos is on the phone again.
AKPOS: ok dad, i have my head in the toilet
bowl
what do i do next?
AKPOS' FATHER: DROWN YOURSELF YOU
BLOODY IDIOT!
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#2
akpos na just idiot
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#3
Hahaha.. Big Grin


Chai.. Illiteracy?

He for no kuku marry
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