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you won't believe Police reads the Bible
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers.
Having checked through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' Pastor, they asked him to open the bonnet of his car.
A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on the paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V.
That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the Pastor called the police OC to say he was a Priest to which the officer replied "Please, leave
that Pastor any case, if you are indeed a Pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it."
The Pastor did as was commanded after which the police officer now ordered:

"Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me".
The Pastor opened the passage and read:

"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.

The man of God quietly smiled and made an "offering" of one N1000 to his newly
found "preacher".
End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the police officer.

Na so the policemen take see money buy bread and beans that afternoon oooooooo Big Grin

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