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warning for worldcup
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NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!
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Dear women,
To: All Zee World, African
Magic, E! Entertainment,
Fashion one, ROK &
Telemundo Fanatics.
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Date: 23rd may, 2018
Subject: WARNING!
This serves to inform you all
that World Cup is commencing
next month.
Therefore, effective 12th june,
2018, you are hereby humbly
asked to play a vital role in
reducing cases of Gender-
Based /Domestic ViolenBased /
Domestic Violence by
keeping your hands off all
remote controls when there is
a football match. Especially
when it is Nigeria, brazil,
spain, Germany, Argentina,
france, England, mexico, japan,
or Uruguay playing.
Be further warned that asking
questions like, "is that Iwobi,
keshi, Edwardo, Omokachi,
Onazil, Mikel, Moses, Victor,
Enyeama, Rashidi Yekini
kicking the ball?" is not
allowed because we are going
to be very focused while
watching these matches,
please during the half time
please during the half time do
not say baby let me just check
Telemundo for a minute
because this may surely result
in men being arrested for
Gender- Based / Domestic
Violence.

Kindly do us a favour by
attending Women's Meetings,
Church service and programs/
gatherings, Baby showers,
Kitchen parties, Facebook
friends female hangouts,
regularly on weekends and
week days. You can even go
to your father's house for this
period no problem.

Your utmost co-operation in
this matter would be highly
appreciated. That is why we
are giving you all a whole one
month notice to avoid claims
of impromptu notice. Thank
you all for your understanding
and love. We love you all
deeply.
Yours sincerely,
Husbands/ World Soccer Fans
Club Secretary

Distribution:
Cc : Federal Ministry of
Women's Affairs
Cc: I.G. of Police
Cc: Victim Support unit.
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#2
lol... mostly that zee world
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#3
lol
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Funny
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#5
hahaha!
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