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funny things only real Nigerians do
#1
Only real Nigerians:-

1. Check the expiry date of gala
after eating it.

2. Go to church wit extension
and bb charger
(charging in
His presence).

3. Update on BBM "about to
cross" get hit by a
car and still.
update "dying tinz"

4. Say an opening prayer at a
night club.

5. Go to a supermarket, buy a
bottle of coke
and spend 30 minutes snapping
wit
champagne bottles.

6. Wear sunshades at night.

7. Wear complete rainbow
colours like its
rag day and call it colour
blonding.

8. Count money after
withdrawing from an
ATM (we trust no one, not even
machines)

9. Wear head warmer at 45
degrees Celsius.

10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji"
and a
thin one "Aboki".

11. Travel to china for 2 days and
come back
with a British
accent.

12. Go to an eatery and buy
bottled water
just to watch a soccer match.

13.Where every lady without a
car has a car charger in her bag.

14. Where even yahoo boys was
also scammed by MMM.
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Are you a real Nigerian?
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#2
Mo gbe fun e bro! Buying bottle water to stylishly watch match is my hobby.
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Followed by checking expiry dates of products after consuming.
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Then carrying extension box to church (only God can forgive me)
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#3
(04-07-2018, 08:11 PM)SegunTimmy Wrote: Mo gbe fun e bro! Buying bottle water to stylishly watch match is my hobby.
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Followed by checking expiry dates of products after consuming.
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Then carrying extension box to church (only God can forgive me)

Repent first before asking for forgiveness
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#4
(04-07-2018, 08:22 PM)donblade855 Wrote: Repent first before asking for forgiveness

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Abeg bro, no coman form Saint Peter 4me joor, oya you too, pick the one's u usually do let see.
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