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The offering saga in my church (funny joke)
#1
As you all know my name is "Fish"

The pastor in my church announced its offering time.

I stood up from chair took #30,000 from my pocket and walked towards the offering box.

immediately the pastor saw #30,000 in my hand he started screaming "God will bless brother fish"

I screamed "Amen"

The rest of the congregation were silent because the pastor was praying for only me btother Fish.

The pastor screamed again "God will bless brother fish"

I screamed again "Amen".

Congregation was still quiet

when I reached the offering box, I removed #500 note from the #30,000 then dropped the #500 note in the offering box.

Then the pastor screamed "Any fish in your life will be as usuelles as Titus sardine"

The congregation shouted "Amen"
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#2
hahq the pastor go cause u and ur generation
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#3
lol..Titus sardine.

I weak
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#4
Big Grin

LOL.. You Dey use ur self Dey Crack joke Big Grin

Wait self.. Which type of fish you be gan-gan

Meanwhile ** looking for space to....


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#5
I said it.... Smile
i knw say you no be human being buh a Fish..
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#6
(01-28-2018, 08:57 AM)rocket Wrote: I said it.... Smile
i knw say you no be human being buh a Fish..

I be human o

(01-28-2018, 08:44 AM)Charlyboy440 Wrote: Big Grin

LOL.. You Dey use ur self Dey Crack joke Big Grin

Wait self.. Which type of fish you be gan-gan

Meanwhile ** looking for space to....

fish na just my nick name o
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(01-28-2018, 08:57 AM)rocket Wrote: I said it.... Smile
i knw say you no be human being buh a Fish..

Fish indeed,u knw say na fish no be human.. Smile
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#8
Hahaha
Frosh^_^ Boy
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