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The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Charlyboy440 - 01-12-2018

She walked into the bank hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before I saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would make you easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in bank hall, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, ( 'Tarty Tausan ') ! Big Grin

Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING Tongue


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - harriet - 01-12-2018

lol.....Don't judge a book from its cover


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Charlyboy440 - 01-12-2018

(01-12-2018, 02:36 PM)harriet Wrote: lol.....Don't judge a book from its cover

Big GrinSmile


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - fish - 01-12-2018

I hereby declare dis as joke of the week.

but who her English help na.
use handkerchief to close her mouth, then run ur package Big Grin


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Brightfroshee2 - 01-12-2018

Old But Funny JokeSmile


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - teejay - 01-12-2018

the power of packaging


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - nap - 01-12-2018

see who una dae mad for before..: i Cry for una oh


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Charlyboy440 - 01-12-2018

(01-12-2018, 05:06 PM)nap Wrote: see who una dae mad for before..: i Cry for una oh

LOL, Wetin do you


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - highcliff - 01-16-2018

chai.. beauty without brains


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Charlyboy440 - 01-16-2018

(01-16-2018, 05:26 PM)highcliff Wrote: chai.. beauty without brains

LOL.. Long time ur face take style scarce small..


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - highcliff - 01-16-2018

(01-16-2018, 05:33 PM)Charlyboy440 Wrote: LOL.. Long time ur face take style scarce small..

I go hustle small.. it's not easy to father 3 children at this age


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Charlyboy440 - 01-16-2018

(01-16-2018, 05:59 PM)highcliff Wrote: I go hustle small.. it's not easy to father 3 children at this age

Hahaha.. God bless ur hustle nigga..

Father of 3,
Your youghurt must be of the evaporate type.. Big Grin


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - highcliff - 01-16-2018

(01-16-2018, 06:02 PM)Charlyboy440 Wrote: Hahaha.. God bless ur hustle nigga..

Father of 3,
Your youghurt must be of the evaporate type.. Big Grin

No.. it's made of condense substance


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - Charlyboy440 - 01-16-2018

(01-16-2018, 06:04 PM)highcliff Wrote: No.. it's made of condense substance

Oya Mr chemistry.. Big Grin

So we @ laugkillme should be expecting your 4th this 2018...

Pussy warrior.. Smile


RE: The Story of a beautiful woman (very funny) - highcliff - 01-16-2018

(01-16-2018, 06:10 PM)Charlyboy440 Wrote: Oya Mr chemistry.. Big Grin

So we @ laugkillme should be expecting your 4th this 2018...

Pussy warrior.. Smile

I reject that title.. but hopefully I will be dropping one by September..